why do i love our apartment?  because of things like windows being sawed off and replaced with plywood.  doors that stick. drains that don't drain.

to get to the point: "This is no game.  This isn't something where you yell out "Bingo!" and then it turns out you don't have a bingo after all and what are the rules again?"  - jack handey in "What I'd Say to the Martians and other veiled threats."